Who IS this girl?!?

So, you've stumbled across my blog, and are surely wondering "who in the HELL is this girl?" and "why should I care about her confessions?"

Do yourself and your friends and family a major favor and bookmark this site. You won't want to miss one juicy tibit of what I have to say. And believe me, I have A LOT to say.

Having been born and raised in the South, I've learned to keep my mouth shut about a lot of things (unless of course, I've been fed too many cocktails- and then all bets are off). But I'm tired of being quiet, and whether you know it or not, you or someone you know needs my help.

If you don't like what I have to say...then frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. My blog. My way. As long as you remember that one rule, we're gonna get along fabulously.

Now just one teensy weensy legal disclaimah..... the stories you're gonna read are true for the most part. I will change the names and some of the details to protect the guilty...and to keep me from being sued*)

*Being sued= less shopping. Less shopping=a fate worse than death.